Driving instructions from I-40:
Take exit 335, turn westbound on Historic Route 66. We are ¾-mile straight ahead on the left side with easy in and out access.
Driving instructions from U.S. Route 54:
Take the U.S. 54 bypass highway when you get close to Tucumcari. At the stop light at U.S. 54 and U.S. Route 66, turn left (eastbound) onto Historic Route 66. We are ½-mile straight ahead on the right side with easy in and out access.
Space alien directions (after all, we are close to Roswell):
For you space aliens down Roswell way, just remember to turn right after you’ve gone approximately 94 million miles from the sun. We’re the big blue, green, and brown planet with the white puffy things that Earthlings call clouds. If you reach the red planet, you’ve gone too far.